I finally made the damn thing!
Transcript (For those who can't understand TTS well)
Comic Field
Here we are! The cave of 4Chan
Pinkie Pie
It's so scary...
Comic Field
We still need to go
Pinkie Pie
Is that Wade? Hi Wade!
Deadpool
Pinkie Pie! Oh, it's so good to see you...
Twilight Sparkle
You know this human?
Pinkie Pie
Yup we go way back!
Deadpool
I'm Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool.
Twilight Sparkle
Anyway to get more info on the Brony Elder Gods?
Deadpool
I know a person named Sherrod DeGrippo, he goes by "The leader of Encyclopedia Dramatica" he leads an army of people who dwell in these caves named, well Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Comic Field
Good.
Deadpool
Take me with you, I know alot about the people, and I wanna be around Pinkie Pie! We have some catching up to do.
Spongebob Narrator
A Few Minutes later
Deadpool
Here he is!
Leader of ED
Hello there, retards
Pinkie Pie
That's not a nice word
Deadpool
Oh yeah, he hates Special Ed people. He also hates Bronies.
Comic Field
YOU COULDN'T TELL US THAT BEFORE?!
Leader of ED
(Laughs) You're fucking retarded.
Twilight Sparkle
What else do you hate?
Leader of ED
Furries, Weebs, Normies, Gamers, Comic Fans, Minorities, Gay people, Bi People, Trans people
Comic Field
Ok, jackass, what is it you DO like?
Leader of ED
Sex.
Comic Field
Just sex? Wait...why is there a picture of a weiner hung up on your wall?
Leader of ED
My presentation to you heroes, you see, I know all about weiners.
Twilight Sparkle
For a homophobe, you sure have an obsession with weiners.
Leader of ED
Only disgusting ones, to shock people with. I usually look away
Comic Field
Looks like a normal weiner to me.
Leader of ED
It's an example image
Comic Field
LOOK! What is it can you tell about Jin1515, The Jar Man, Anon and Christine Weston Chandler?
Leader of ED
They're ponyfags.
Comic Field
(Sigh) I mean, anything useful.
Leader of ED
Ok, fine, I'll tell you about Christine, you see, my ancestors wanted to invade Equestria, but then encountered a man named Christian Chandler, we bullied him to where he became evil. Oh, also, he eventually became a she, but that's not valid, still a he to me he's also in love with his mother and she is currently pregnant with a- some sort of evil being of mass destruction.
Comic Field
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Leader of ED
Anyway, more about weiners...
Comic Field
OH COME ON!
Deadpool
(Gets out his gun) Stop with all the dicks, you dick.
Spongebob Narrator
A few minutes later
Deadpool
Sorry, I forgot how much of an ass he was, he might become a villain soon or something  wink, wink
Comic Field
Very well.
Deadpool
Pinkie and I were X-Men, but left to do our own thing, however, while you were talking about dicks, I called them, they told me apparently the 4Chan gods are plotting to kidnap Rainbow Dash.
Comic Field
...You couldn't tells us that before?
Deadpool
It was funny
Comic Field
Also, I read his mind, about the mother thing, the pregnancy part is a lie.
Deadpool
That's great to hear
Outro
Post outro scene
Skipper
Kowalski, analysis
Kowalski
Sir, it seems were in world were horses are the dominant species
Skipper
So what happened to all the humans?
Kowaski
Perhaps they made humans their pets like in Planet of the Apes
Skipper
Nevermind, our boss wanted us to come here, the horses are criminals (I don't know what that actually said, I didn't make that and I didn't understand the last word well lol)
Private
Skipper, don't you think there's another reason?
Skipper
No Private, it's clear that the horses are evil and they killed our homie Mordecai they will pay for their evil actions. Alright boys, let's start a war with the horses, and after that, we find some bitches